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I’m still astounded! The last farmers’ market before Christmas, I was sitting up front, directly under the ceiling heater, shmoozing with the hoi-polloi. (That’s an awkward linguistic mix,but let’s let it go.) As I sipped my hot coffee, a gloved hand came to rest on my shoulder and a warm voice said, “Merry Christmas, Jim.” I looked to my left—it was Santa Claus!
“Santa!” I said, and started to rise. But the gloved hand pressed down, and St. Nick stepped to my side. His blue eyes, how they twinkled; and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
“Merry Christmas, Santa!” I said, and wondered at once if that were a proper greeting. (For instance, if the Almighty should sneeze in your presence, would you say, ‘God bless you’?) But as St. Nick laughed heartily, I blurted out another response.
“Santa, I can’t believe you remember my name! I haven’t sat on your on your lap for 65 years!” He chuckled and winked.
“Santa doesn’t forget anything,” he intoned. Then he patted my shoulder and slipped into the crowd like — what? — the down of a thistle.
Well, that was a great launch into Christmas. I’d already had a fine build-up by leading three Sunday discussion groups for the Cooperstown Presbyterians.
What a gift that was for me!
I was back in the professorial saddle again, surrounded by bright, well-informed students who were leaning into the discussion with excitement. These days I’m on energy rationing now (or should be), and each of those sessions cost a couple of days of recuperation. But were they ever worth it!
Christmas Eve, as always, was spent at the Fly Creek United Methodist Church, with bright candles, banks of poinsettias, scents of evergreens, and with scores of old friends in attendance. As expected, Tom Pullyblank’s sermon was masterful: carefully planned, full of historic references, and rich in emotion. The choir, always good, was truly splendid.
And Christmas afternoon I went to jail. Down at the Detention Center, I sat with eight young men, all released briefly from double lock-up (One never asks why). I started with a blunt question: “Why in God’s name would I want to put myself in jail on Christmas afternoon? You have to be here — but I don’t.”
I explained that the answer to my question was right inside it. I was there in God’s name, as are all the volunteers who visit the imprisoned. And in that light, I could wish them the merriest of Christmases.
“Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.” True detention is what we construct in ourselves, and there’s a sure way out of those walls. That’s what Christmas is about.
And so we talked and laughed and sang a bunch of carols. The guys’ singing was more raucous than tuneful, but no matter. Afterwards they shuffled away and back into double lock-up, maybe a bit freer in spirit.
I’d learned from one of the eight that an inmate, one who’d been in and out of jail a dozen times at least since I’ve been visiting there, was back in again, and this time in solitary confinement. They brought him in to see me in shackles, a big, scrawny kid as loose-limbed as a marionette.
“Jim!” he shouted, as he turned the corner; and his face was as joyful as St. Nick’s. For the few minutes that we had, we sat and visited, old friends in an odd, poignant way. We shared prayers, wished each other Merry Christmas, and then he had to shuffle off again, shackles clinking against the floor. He turned by the door, grinned, and shook the chain linking his wrists. “Sleigh bells ring!” he sang, off key.
God bless that poor broken kid. God bless them all. Back to that farmers’ market before Christmas: When Anne and I left, we started up Main Street to the car — and met Santa Claus again, standing right outside Fred Leminster’s store. (Red suit and fur trim, white beard andbig smile, he somehow looked larger than he had back in the market.)
“Merry Christmas, Anne and Jim!” he called out. And then he gave each of us a red lollypop. I walked up the street in wonder.
“Anne! He remembered your name, too!” What a guy
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From Fly Creek: Christmas and varied blessings
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- Rolling toward a stop I’m slowing down, friends, rolling toward a stop for this column. The best way to describe my reason is through an analogy: I want you to think of me as a horse-drawn wagon and driver â€" not just as the driver, but as the whole shebang.
- Giving gnomes a home Whack a mole, if you must, but never a gnome. You'd enrage those who dote on them. And there are many such people, though maybe not as many as gnomes. Gnomes are everywhere.
- Hauling history home Anne and I have a trip ahead of us. We'll be trundling south in our bought-used-but-still-great Mercury Mountaineer SUV.
- 'So how's it going?' The headline is a question I get a dozen times a day, almost always from friends and neighbors who want a real answer. Bless them for that.
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'So how's it going?'
The headline is a question I get a dozen times a day, almost always from friends and neighbors who want a real answer. Bless them for that.
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The haunting of Bill O'Reilly
I guess we can stand it, friends: only about a thousand more hours till Election Day. Finally the air will clear somewhat of all the rant, cant, and mud slinging that’s polluted it for — how long? — ever since the last national election. Enough! I’m choking on smarmy, mean-souled stuff; and I’ll bet you are, too.
- Thinking of Shanksville
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Great, echoing space!
All that wonderful space is now in our garage, barn, and basement, which all look so much bigger and better than before.
- Hamlet news; plus cat-patting
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'Now trust me on this ...'
The Crier doesn’t have a food column, but I’ve shared a few recipes with you over the years. Perhaps you’ll remember “Cooking Your Own Goose,” and the varied formulae for a Fly Creek martini. Well, 10 summers ago I shared a barbecued grilled chicken that’s become a staple for Anne and me when we get into really hot weather around here — like now. And so, here it is again.
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