Tim Wiles urged me on. “You’ll get a column out of it,” he said. “Just get on a search engine and give it your own name.”
So I did. I fired up the laptop, summoned searchengine Google, and typed in “Jim Atwell.” That set Google to examining (by its own claim) more than three billion web pages, scanning singlemindedly for the words “Jim Atwell” in print.
Well, my surname’s not an unusual one; and, Lord knows, the nickname “Jim” is as common as dog dandruff. So Google was hugely successful. Don’t know how many pages of information it had lined up: I labored through only the first 40 pages before my eyes started to cross. Google, you see, had found mentions of “Jim Atwell” by the thousand.
A scant handful referred to yours truly citations of this column or of free-lance magazine work; comments about me from pieces by Rita Ferrandino and Tim Wiles. (Maybe that’s why Tim set me on this exercise.) But most of the entries were about other Jim Atwells men living out their lives under my name. What nerve!
That was my first reaction. But then I had to admit that I had no more claim on the handle than they did.
And further, I had to accept something more: The actual tally of Jim Atwells in the world towers beyond those cited on my screen---Google had only captured a fraction who’d somehow ended up in print.
It turns out that, since birth, I’ve marched in a legion of the identically named. We’re linked only by that shared name, as soldiers are by a shared uniform. (Oh, and we’re all marching, of course, toward a common end.) Once I accepted all these nominal dopplegangers, I started studying the sampling that Google had presented me, trying to imagine lives as revealed by the citations. A bunch of Jim Atwells, it appears, are sportsmen. Twelve-year-old Jim Atwell is on a team roster for Central Middle School, Warrenton, in some unidentified state. Another Jim was a winning tennis coach in Pen Argyl.
Another is vice president of the California chapter of the American Horseshoe Pitching Association. Last summer, some Jim also attended the Frost Valley YMCA CentennialReunion, though I’m not sure where or why.
And Jim Atwell is a legend in Cannonball Run circles.
Back in the ‘70s he burned up the roads in a cross-country drive, almost beating the time of Brock Yates, granddaddy of all Cannonballers. Google even provided a photo of that Jim. (He looks to be in his late 70s, though maybe desert driving weathered his hide.) Jim Atwell’s also an amateur photographer in Kentucky a good one, to judge by his work. He’s nearly a match for the Jim who’s a photo pro up in Martha’s Vineyard.
I was sobered to read several times of Jim Atwell’s death, especially James S. “Jim” Atwell, formerly of Parisburg, Va. For 64 of his 87 years, he and I also shared a middle initial. I wonder, was he a Sam, too?
A lot of us Jims are in public service. Jim Atwell’s the public information man at the Center for Environmental Enterprise at Southern Maine Technical College. Down in Virginia, he’s president of Commonwealth Service Company, but he gives a lot of time to state highway committees. Another Jim chairs a Maryland county’s Housing Opportunities Commission. Jim’s a city councilman in Friona, Texas. And he also heads the dauntingly named Policy ManagementBranch, Civilian Personnel Directorate, in Heidelberg, Germany.
Jims have done very well in high finance. “Among the esteemed panelists,” I read, was “Jim Atwell, a partner with Summit Partners in Palo Alto.” Another Jim, of Deloitte and Touche LLP, is a regular speaker at financial conferences.And he’s not alone in this: “’Companies that attract venture backing are on a better track. . .for the tough scrutiny accorded public companies,’ notes Jim Atwell, San Jose, CA-based chairman of the Coopers & Lybrand venture capital group.”
There are literary Jims, too.
A Jim Atwell wrote a history of early Klickitat County in Washington State. Another Jim in the print game is a partner in Advanced Publications, which produces a line of “adult magazines.” Jim wants these sleazy products to be sold through vending machines. (He’s fighting a lawsuit just now.) And some other Jim published a 1997 article in “Friends Journal”---no, wait, that’s me.
An intriguing Jim Atwell in South Australia edits the newsletter for the UFO Research Society. This group scorns the “lunatic fringe who would regularly pop up on television declaring that every ‘light in the sky’ was our space brothers coming to save us.” In his newsletter, this objective Jim lists scores of odd phenomena in South Australia, but all of them in the neutral tone of a police report. Another Jim Atwell who operates near the fringe just returned from the international Soul Vibrations Conference.
He lectured there on healing through sound. And a bold Jim Atwell figures in the search for Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman of the Pacific Northwest.
Jim spotted a series of big barefoot tracks back in 1928, left by a creature that made a gigantic leap across a ditch and onto a log---“something no logger could have done [even] with caulked shoes.” His vivid account is on file with the International Society of Cryptozoology.
Well, you see the varied company I’m in---and I haven’t even mentioned Chief Master Sgt. Jim Atwell, just retired after thirty years of honorableservice; or Tarboro, North Carolina’s Jim Atwell, who’s in the Longhorn Cattle Hall of Fame maintained at the Kat-El Ranch near Houston.
All you other Jim Atwells, I’m proud to share a name with you (except for that smarmy pornographer.) I’m proud to be lost in your ranks, one more in the big parade. All the best to each of you, I say.
Do the rest of us proud!
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From Fly Creek: Proud to be in the big parade
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: Mother's visit was a benchmark for this year
Last week, my mother made the 25-hour plane trip out to Thailand to visit her son, me, after nine months of having only choppy Skype sessions and scattered emails to give her an idea of what I look and act like since having left home last August.
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: World traveler calls Euro-Tour experience of a lifetime
While I've had a great time throughout my entire exchange, I can say hands down that the month of April brought me the best memories of my exchange if not some of the best of my entire life. What kind of wonder would bring me to say this? Simple. Euro-Tour.
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Maryland port attacked
Havre de Grace, May 3. "This morning, a little after the break of day, a British armed force, under cover of armed vessels which anchored in front of this town ... landed below a small breast work which had been roughly thrown up, and in which were one 9 and two 4 pounders, manned by 50 militia.
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Memoir reflects on 'roller-coaster life and career'
Apparently, the third time wasn't the charm. The way Reynolds described him, the third husband was worse than the first two combined and that's saying a lot. Eddie Fisher literally walked away from Reynolds and their two infant children to chase a sex goddess. At least he got his just desserts when Elizabeth Taylor tossed him aside for Richard Burton.
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Imagine what might have been ...
A while back we got a telephone call from a reader of this column wanting to know why we had not written a column in support of Otsego Manor continuing to be owned and operated by Otsego County. And even though we have followed the debate over this issue in the newspaper, we readily admitted we did not feel we knew enough about the situation to take a stand.
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Herpes virus brings harness racing to a halt
I've been going to harness horse race tracks my entire life. My family has been in the business for years.
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Time, if not traffic, moves on ...
It is with sadness we note the passing of two people who we have known since moving to Cooperstown in 1982.
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Canadian capital captured
Dear Sir, I have just returned from Fort Niagara, where I saw a Captain of the United States' navy. He is just from little York, the capital of Upper Canada, and gives the following account, which is confirmed in official dispatches from Gen. Dearborn to Gen. Lewis ...
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Local Voices From Around The Globe: Exchange is like a life in a year
All exchange students realize the credibility of this statement. Like all lives no exchange is the same, all are incredible unique exchanges. The metaphor of life, from baby to old age, extends to every part of the exchange.
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Movie depicting legendary Jackie Robinson does not disappoint
Going to the movies is not something I do often. I can count the number of times I have gone on my fingers, unless you include trips to the drive-in. And even so, it took me years before I made it to one of those -- going for the first time two summers ago.
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'Dubious' about weather, Hawkeyes 'suitable' nickname
Unfortunately, it seems to us that this spring has, thus far, been anything but spring like. In fact, we are still more than happy to stay bundled up in our polar fleece.
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'Who's on Worst?' reveals the ugly in baseball
The Baseball Hall of Fame celebrates the greatest players, managers and owners from our national pastime. Any of us who have watched Major League baseball have inevitably seen some of these immortals practicing their craft. But we have also likely witnessed a sample of their opposite brethren, players who shouldn't have been in the Major Leagues. Has there ever been a definitive source that "celebrates" the non-accomplishments of the worst that Major League baseball has to offer?
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Swallow talk and bluebird vigilance
I assume the swallows have returned to Capistrano. They have returned to Hawthorn Hill as well.
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: Life in Hungry has taken a turn for the better
I can truthfully say spring has finally arrived in Hungary. It's almost time to wear shorts and sandals, for summer will be just around the corner. This brings me great happiness and great sadness, my adventure is coming to a close. Really what a time it was, I don't think I can compare it to anything else.
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The importance of speaking up ...
Over the years we have come to understand that, in writing a weekly column, it is not possible to always please everyone. And such was the case with our column that ran at the end of March in which we wrote about our experience as in inpatient following a total hip replacement.
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Public schools created
The Common School Act of 1812 marked the start of New York's public school system. Much of the credit for this was due to the radical Otsego County politician Jedediah Peck (1747-1821). To quote the NY Education Department:
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Book takes readers on path for equal rights
One of the most troubling aspects of our history is race relations. It takes a long time to achieve true equality in a society when the heritage of one ethnic group is slavery and Jim Crow laws. Even today African Americans are more likely to be stereotyped as athletes than doctors, lawyers or entrepreneurs. The path to a "color-blind" nation is still a work in progress.
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: Experiencing India at every new turn
Come, sit down. Hold this and, wait ... ah, there you go. Obeying these commands, I found myself seated on the pavement, wearing a turban and attempting to make sounds out of a recorder-like instrument for the black cobras in the baskets not two feet away from me.
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: Will I be American or will I be Thai today?
When would someone have the ability to present themselves as a native of a country of their own choosing? When they’ve lived eight months as an exchange student, of course!
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Local Voices From Around the Globe: Mother's visit was a benchmark for this year

